They came without warning, squawking menacingly, and their ruffled feathers darkening the sun. Invading intergalactic chickens, out to punish humanity for our oppression of their earthly brethren. You instantly knew what had to be done. You dropped your half-eaten chicken burger and jumped into your cockpit. With a greasy finger you set your lasers to "extra crispy" and blasted off to intercept the fowl invaders. But your greatest adventure was yet to come...