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What are all the things you want to do in your life and what countries do you want to go to?</br>I want to skydive, get my license, go camping with my friends, see my first concert (which will be in february this year), travel all over the world, get a pet dog, learn to speak another language fluently, have a roadtrip across Australia (where I live), meet my idols (paramore), bungee jump, and heaps more. What bout you?I want to visit France, Mexico, America, india, Japan, Egypt, Italy, Holland, and safari in Africa.Hehe!
More pearls of wisdom - What do you reckon?</br>My Aussie Source AgainSubject: Fw: The Zen of Sarcasmof course you came to mind on this one....For my sarcastic friends...The Zen of Sarcasm01. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Donot walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk besideme either. Just pretty much leave me alone.02. The journey of a thousand miles begins with abroken fan belt and leaky tire.03. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you'regoing to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to doit.04. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced,you can't be promoted.05. Always remember that you're unique. Just likeeveryone else.06. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.07. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, trymissing a couple of car payments.08. Before you criticize someone, you should walk amile in their shoes. That way, when you criticizethem, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.09. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isprobably not for you.10 . Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat anddrink beer all day.11. If you lend someone $20 and never see thatperson again, it was probably a wise investment.12. If you tell the truth, you don't have to rememberanything.13. Some days you're the bug- some days you're thewindshield.14. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.15. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in halfand put it back in your pocket.16. A closed mouth gathers no foot.17. Duct tape is like 'The Force'. It has a lightside and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.18. There are two theories to arguing with women.Neither one works.19. Generally speaking, you aren't learning muchwhen your lips are moving.20. Experience is something you don't get until justafter you need it.21. Never miss a good chance to shut up.AND22. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and alaxative on the same night.

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